There ain't no shame in this. It's just 'cause you're kind-hearted.

[That... was viewed as a point of shame with teenage boys, though, Eugene couldn't deny it. Still, he couldn't see that it would be at all wise to keep Kenny in a room where he'd be huffing formaldehyde and seeing carved up frogs everywhere he turned until the hour ended.]

If you're worried 'bout people talkin'... you can say it were somethin' else and I'll back you up. You don't look good, you gotta get outta these fumes and clear your head.